Small update!
Aurel's birthday is upon us and Rhys whipped him up a zombie cake! Cause, brains. You know?
In an explosion of confetti and sparkles, cute, innocent Aurel disappears and new, everyone's out to get me Aurel joins the throng of hormonal teens.
Aurel: AMG, it's in my eye!
He rolled Slob.
And Chief of Mischief *groan*. I guess that mean streak that I encountered in his childhood was a warning.
Aurel: I feel misunderstood and angry. And angsty. Mostly angsty. There's much angst. So much I need to change my whole identity in order to better represent myself.
*sigh*
So after dramatically sweeping his hair forward and squeezing into some studded leather, Aurel invited his prospective lady love over and attempted to seduce her.
It didn't work too well. Apparently she's not into bad boys that get their kicks farting in peoples faces.
Geoffrey isn't amused that Aurel's first set of mean interactions was used on himself.
Geoffrey: What happened to the little boy I cloud watched with?
Ariel: Yes, what happened to that little boy?
Aurel: Um, hormones?
Eventually though, Ariel relented to a few flirts and compliments after Geoffrey left and Aurel was able to focus on her and not spamming Geoffrey with insults.
And because he has seriously narrow shoulders (have no idea how that happened) and wide hips (thanks Elsa!) and I want him in either the spy/criminal career, he (and by he, I mean I) wanted him to work out.
Aurel: This isn't so bad.
Ten minutes later...
Aurel: OMP, I'm gonna die! My arms are noodles, I can't move them!
True story. He had to take a bubble bath to ease the soreness and his bad mood.
Aurel: Hey! Stop damaging my image!
Oh, sorry about that. *eye roll*
Geoffrey is apparently a glutton for punishment cause he came back and Aurel couldn't help himself.
Aurel: You're momma looks like the back end of a llama!
Geoffrey: My mom is dead. Like your soul.
Elsa looks ridiculously proud.
I think we know where Aurel got his mean streak from. She does like watching people die on the action channel.
Elsa: Oh, Aurel! I'm so proud! I have just the thing, here, I found it while digging. *hands over voodoo doll*
Geoffrey: Seriously.
Aurel: Sweet! Thanks mom!
While contemplating who he could bind the voodoo doll to, Aurel remembered that lady that yelled at him when he was attempting to make friends as a kid.
And called her up.
Because reasons.
He greeted her to make sure he really wanted to do this.
Blazer Lady: You're not going to spam social interactions with me are you!? Cause you better think twice!
Decided yes, yes he did.
Aurel: I'm going to bind your soul to this voodoo doll here and stab your eyes out with a rusty spoon!
Rhys: You alright there son?
Aurel: *pauses chanting in tongues* Fine dad. *continues chanting*
Aurel: *cackles manically* It's done!
Aurel: Well, its not a rusty spoon, but it'll do. *cackles*
Dear sim gods, what have I made?
Aurel: Let's see if I can perform an appendectomy. *stabs*
Like she knew Aurel was being evil, Ariel popped over and shot Aurel's concentration to wherever evil sims go. Because hormones.
Aurel: Wanna mess around?
Well, its not messing around, but its a base, right? Gotta start somewhere buddy.
I can't decide if Ariel looks horrified or not.
Or if its possible to bend her spin like that.
Anyway, boyfriend/girlfriend status achieved!
Aurel: A selfie to show my friends that I bagged a super hot girlfriend!
Some good old necking... that Ariel looks horrified at having done to her.
Ariel: Shhh... He's right at my jugular.
Side note, why can't adults do this?
Purple Blazer: I feel... stabby.
Or should you say, like you're being stabbed?
Purple Blazer: No. That's why I feel stabby.
Purple Blazer: That little plumhole. He punctured my appendix.
You look genuinely surprised. Did you think he wouldn't after all the yelling you did at him?
Purple Blazer: I didn't think he had the balls.
*hackingcough* PG!
Purple Blazer: Oh please. You really think kids don't know what balls are?
Point.
Purple Blazer: *stink eye* I know what you did kid and you're going to regret it.
Side note, she stomped by and I happened to look at Aurel and it was perfect...
Cause he was giving her this look.
Meanwhile, where there isn't evil, angsty teenage hormones, our resident couple is still being herkingly (a new word, yay me!) adorable.
Before Purple Blazer could leave, Aurel tried to poke her again. I guess you can't mess with the master cause after all the poking he did before, he hasn't been able to voodoo PB unless its to summon her.
Much sad.
PB: I told you you'd regret!
I guess so. Aurel spontaneously caught some stripy tiger disease that left him super giggly (aka, VERY PLAYFUL, aka OMG DEATH BY LAUGHING SO STHAP AND TALK YOURSELF DOWN IN THE MIRROR!)
So calm activities. Buying another voodoo doll counts as calm activities, right?
Aurel: Don't mind me, just binding the Landgraab kids soul to my new doll.
*stab*
*cackles*
Alrighty then. This is where I leave you, gentle, disturbed reader.
Will Aurel and Ariel last? Will Aurel's use of the voodoo doll backfire? Find out next time!
Aurel's birthday is upon us and Rhys whipped him up a zombie cake! Cause, brains. You know?
In an explosion of confetti and sparkles, cute, innocent Aurel disappears and new, everyone's out to get me Aurel joins the throng of hormonal teens.
Aurel: AMG, it's in my eye!
He rolled Slob.
And Chief of Mischief *groan*. I guess that mean streak that I encountered in his childhood was a warning.
Aurel: I feel misunderstood and angry. And angsty. Mostly angsty. There's much angst. So much I need to change my whole identity in order to better represent myself.
*sigh*
So after dramatically sweeping his hair forward and squeezing into some studded leather, Aurel invited his prospective lady love over and attempted to seduce her.
It didn't work too well. Apparently she's not into bad boys that get their kicks farting in peoples faces.
Geoffrey isn't amused that Aurel's first set of mean interactions was used on himself.
Geoffrey: What happened to the little boy I cloud watched with?
Ariel: Yes, what happened to that little boy?
Aurel: Um, hormones?
Eventually though, Ariel relented to a few flirts and compliments after Geoffrey left and Aurel was able to focus on her and not spamming Geoffrey with insults.
And because he has seriously narrow shoulders (have no idea how that happened) and wide hips (thanks Elsa!) and I want him in either the spy/criminal career, he (and by he, I mean I) wanted him to work out.
Aurel: This isn't so bad.
Ten minutes later...
Aurel: OMP, I'm gonna die! My arms are noodles, I can't move them!
True story. He had to take a bubble bath to ease the soreness and his bad mood.
Aurel: Hey! Stop damaging my image!
Oh, sorry about that. *eye roll*
Geoffrey is apparently a glutton for punishment cause he came back and Aurel couldn't help himself.
Aurel: You're momma looks like the back end of a llama!
Geoffrey: My mom is dead. Like your soul.
Elsa looks ridiculously proud.
I think we know where Aurel got his mean streak from. She does like watching people die on the action channel.
Elsa: Oh, Aurel! I'm so proud! I have just the thing, here, I found it while digging. *hands over voodoo doll*
Geoffrey: Seriously.
Aurel: Sweet! Thanks mom!
While contemplating who he could bind the voodoo doll to, Aurel remembered that lady that yelled at him when he was attempting to make friends as a kid.
And called her up.
Because reasons.
He greeted her to make sure he really wanted to do this.
Blazer Lady: You're not going to spam social interactions with me are you!? Cause you better think twice!
Decided yes, yes he did.
Aurel: I'm going to bind your soul to this voodoo doll here and stab your eyes out with a rusty spoon!
Rhys: You alright there son?
Aurel: *pauses chanting in tongues* Fine dad. *continues chanting*
Aurel: *cackles manically* It's done!
Aurel: Well, its not a rusty spoon, but it'll do. *cackles*
Dear sim gods, what have I made?
Aurel: Let's see if I can perform an appendectomy. *stabs*
Like she knew Aurel was being evil, Ariel popped over and shot Aurel's concentration to wherever evil sims go. Because hormones.
Aurel: Wanna mess around?
Well, its not messing around, but its a base, right? Gotta start somewhere buddy.
I can't decide if Ariel looks horrified or not.
Or if its possible to bend her spin like that.
Anyway, boyfriend/girlfriend status achieved!
Aurel: A selfie to show my friends that I bagged a super hot girlfriend!
Some good old necking... that Ariel looks horrified at having done to her.
Ariel: Shhh... He's right at my jugular.
Side note, why can't adults do this?
Purple Blazer: I feel... stabby.
Or should you say, like you're being stabbed?
Purple Blazer: No. That's why I feel stabby.
Purple Blazer: That little plumhole. He punctured my appendix.
You look genuinely surprised. Did you think he wouldn't after all the yelling you did at him?
Purple Blazer: I didn't think he had the balls.
*hackingcough* PG!
Purple Blazer: Oh please. You really think kids don't know what balls are?
Point.
Purple Blazer: *stink eye* I know what you did kid and you're going to regret it.
Side note, she stomped by and I happened to look at Aurel and it was perfect...
Cause he was giving her this look.
Meanwhile, where there isn't evil, angsty teenage hormones, our resident couple is still being herkingly (a new word, yay me!) adorable.
Before Purple Blazer could leave, Aurel tried to poke her again. I guess you can't mess with the master cause after all the poking he did before, he hasn't been able to voodoo PB unless its to summon her.
Much sad.
PB: I told you you'd regret!
I guess so. Aurel spontaneously caught some stripy tiger disease that left him super giggly (aka, VERY PLAYFUL, aka OMG DEATH BY LAUGHING SO STHAP AND TALK YOURSELF DOWN IN THE MIRROR!)
So calm activities. Buying another voodoo doll counts as calm activities, right?
Aurel: Don't mind me, just binding the Landgraab kids soul to my new doll.
*stab*
*cackles*
Alrighty then. This is where I leave you, gentle, disturbed reader.
Will Aurel and Ariel last? Will Aurel's use of the voodoo doll backfire? Find out next time!
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